OHSHC: Aster Banks's Story

Ouran Academy, a place where rich kids are sent, making their parents think that they're learning when all they're doing is goofing off. All they do is sit around and talk about their wealth and what their parents do. It's quiet stupid if you ask me. But I shouldn't talk I have to study to stay here at this boring stuffy school. If I don't my scholarship will time out and I would have to go to my old school and I can't go back.

"What?" "What do you mean you can't come to the Host Club today?" "My mom signed up for violin lessons for me today so now I have to go to violin class every Wednesday after school."

Great more talk about the Host Club from the airheads in my class. For three months straight that's all I hear from the girls here. Host Club this, Host Club that. I can't believe there even is a Host Club here, what is this world coming to and who was the idiot who decided to make up such a stupid club.

"Aw Shiro's going to miss you Kanade." "I know that's why I'm asking that you would give him my apologies please." "Yes we promise we will."

Why would someone beg to pass a message? I bet this Shiro person wouldn't even know who they were talking about when they passed the message to him. But, the more I hear about this Host Club it makes me curious about it. But I can't fall into temptation I have studying to do or I lose my scholarship.

---Lunch Break---

Just like every other place in this damn school… so noisy. Three different lunch halls and all of them noisy and crowded, how is that possible? Maybe there's a quiet classroom I can eat in. As I walked down the hall to my class I was proved wrong there were more damn Host Club fans reading some magazine in the room. I could start hearing my stomach growl. I needed to find somewhere to eat fast before cramps kicked in, or worse, I would run out of time and not eat at all. I started to head towards the top floor; I heard there were unused rooms up there. As I walked down the hallway I ended up right in front of the door of Music Room 3, a.k.a The Host Club. Damn why does everywhere I go in this school I always end up involved with this Host Club, it's getting really annoying. Maybe I can find somewhere else to eat.

"So did you watch the new episode last night?" "No my dad had me doing business stuff all night so I didn't get a chance to."

Damn it somebody's coming, if I'm seen here I'm dead. This is so embarrassing. Without thinking I ran into the closes room there was.

"YOU EVIL TWINS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY HARUHI," Tamaki yelled. "It wasn't our fault," Kaoru replied. "Ya boss besides all we wanted to do was dress her up in girls' cosplay," Hikaru continued. "Girls' cosplay…" "Hate to disturb you three but we have company," Kyoya said while typing away on his laptop.

WHAT!!!! I RAN INTO THE HOST CLUB!!!! AND THEY'RE HERE!!!! AND NOTICED ME!!!! This is so embarrassing. I need to leave right now… WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN!!!!

"Hello we're sorry but we're not open for business right now," Kaoru said to me. "Ya so if you don't mind leave," Hikaru yelled while waving his hand in shooing motion. "Now men, open or not, we have to be nice to every guest that walks through that door. So...," Tamaki started saying as he leaned beside me to give me a side look, "what brings a beautiful princess like you to our humble abode." I turned my head towards him and Tamaki was leaning beside me, giving me a wink and holding a rose. Where the hell did the rose come from anyway? "Look I don't need you to go into your damn Host Mode ok sempai? I just needed somewhere quiet to eat so cut the fake crap and leave me alone," I said to him very angrily. "Fake?" Tamaki's face then got gloomy and he receded to a corner in the room.

Damn it I did again. I used my stubborn, sassy attitude and made him sad. I really need to work on my people skills more. But as I looked around the room it made me wonder what it was that made this club famous. I mean all I saw was the blonde emo acting idiot in the corner, two annoying smartass twins, a guy that looks like a girl, some four-eyed guy on a computer, and a grade school student… WAIT A GRADE SCHOOL STUDENT!!!! WHAT THE HELL DOESN'T THIS CLUB HAVE AGE LIMITS?!!!!

"Tamaki-sempai come on get up I bet she didn't mean it," Haruhi said to talk Tamaki out of the corner. "HAHA, wow you're the first girl to talk to the boss like that," Hikaru said while putting his hand on my shoulder. "I thought I said I wanted to be left alone," I said while pinching his hand, "Now if you excuse me I'm leaving," I said as I left the room.

"What a bitch," Hikaru said while rubbing his hand that was pinched. "I know. We were only trying to be nice like Tamaki-sempai told us to," Kaoru said as he looked at his brother's hand. "Her name is Aster Banks. Her family runs a long line of medical units in the U.K. and America and other places in the world. She's lived in both America and London up until now. She's here on a scholarship which explains how she can come here and afford a school uniform," Kyoya said while reading some facts of Aster's student file. "Scholarship," Haruhi said in a hushed tone. "Hey that sounds like Haruhi," the twins said together as they pointed at her. "Yep, I was kind of wondering how she could be attending school here and afford a uniform at the same time; her family only runs small medical units after all. The scholarship makes things a lot clearer." "That still doesn't explain why she's such a bitch," Shiro said shrugging his shoulders. "Shiro please don't use that type of language to talk about a young princess in distress ever again," Tamaki said while standing up, "I promise. I will make it my duty to find out what it is troubling that sweet princess and make her happy. And I expect all of you to do the same," he said point the rest of the boys and Haruhi in the room, "It is our job as members of the Ouran Host Club to make every girl happy! Understand?" They all replied with yes sir.

---Next Day---

-Aster's Mind-

Today is so boring. There isn't even anything I can listen to on my iPod; every song is boring, including the new ones. At least I don't have to hear those damn girls scream over the Host Club. Yesterday was suck a pain and I really wanted to tell Tamaki-sempai that I was sorry for what I said to him. It seemed to really hurt him. I then heard screams through the music from my iPod. It was maybe some or the girls screaming over a bug or something. I then felt two people pick me up out of my seat and pull my headphones off. I looked side to side and saw it was the Hitachiin Twins.

"What the hell put me down," I screamed. "No way," Kaoru said. "The boss has requested your presence at once," Hikaru said. They then ran out of my classroom dragging me along.

---Music Room 3---

I was then thrown down into a red velvet couch and the twins where standing behind me with their hands on my shoulders as I sat there, to make sure that I didn't run off I guess. "Well we meet again Princess Aster," Tamaki said while sitting across from me with his legs crossed. On his left was the guy that looked like a girl, and to his right was the grade school student. It was weird I felt like I was being it interrogated especially with Four-Eyes behind them writing God know what in his notebook. "Um sempai please don't call me a princess. I'm only a normal girl trying to go to school here. Now if you would excuse me I have studying to do," I said as I got up but the twins pushed me back down. It looks like my theory of them being reinforcement was right. "I'm so sorry for them but they're just following orders," Tamaki said with a smile. What kind of person was he, yesterday he seemed to be an idiot but now he's like some kind of Godfather. "What's the big idea why are you holding me captive," I said. "It seems by your accent you've lived in London, England and Georgia, USA. Am I correct," Kyoya said with a smile. "How did you know," I said in amazement. "Well just listening to you, you can obviously hear that British accent, but that Georgian Southern accent is a little harder to detect. But after awhile you can hear the loose and choppy tone in the accent. (He really just read her student file.)" "So wait after just meeting me yesterday you go ahead and search through my personal life. What type of people are you? Do you do this to everyone you meet? (And she found out.)" "Look Aster we're sorry for all this," Haurhi said while giving me a very caring look. It made me think. "Hey are you a… girl," I asked Haruhi. Everyone seemed to flinch except for Haruhi himself, I guess he got that a lot. "Now where did you get that crazy idea," Tamaki said with a nervous laugh. "Ya Haruhi's a hundred percent man," Hikaru said also with a nervous laugh. I find it strange that they're acting this way. "Look we're just curious about you Aster, I mean you've been going to school here for three months and we've never seen you here before," Tamaki said. "Well that doesn't surprise me; I'm not like the other girls. You would never find me in a place like this." "Then what about yesterday," Shiro said. "That was an accident! And why are you here you're in grade school you shouldn't be in a club like this!" "Who are you to decide what I can and can't do?" He's such a little brat. "He's here because I started giving him piano lessons but then he joined the club this year," Tamaki said. "I still think it's wrong. This whole club is wrong, high school students shouldn't be in a Host Club. There actually should be no such thing. It's so wasteful how you damn rich kids just goof off at school. Don't you have businesses to inherit?" "Yes we do. I just made this club to make people happy and help people relieve stress from the pressure they have put on them by their parents." "That's stupid. Yes it's nice in its own sort of way but still stupid. And think, you only make girls happy, what about the boys of the school. The sons of families have more pressure put on them than girls do." "You are right my dear Aster that's why I have a proposition for you." "A… proposition?" "Yes. I would like for you to join our host club," Tamaki said to me with a smile.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aster's thoughts about the Host Club:

They're a bunch of idiots who only like to throw money around and force people into the club.